Breaking News! The Secret Purchase of a School Teacher
- Nick Ho
- Dec 21, 2024
- 2 min read
Updated: Mar 12
[📖 Prefer reading? Here's the story in script format.] ⬇
(Scene: A Computer Shopping Mall, somewhere in Hong Kong. Evening. YOU and your friend MAX are walking through the aisles, casually chatting.)
(Max suddenly stops and nudges you.)
Max: Dude, look! Isn’t that Mr. Tang?
You: Oh, man. It is. What’s he doing here?
(You both watch as MR. TANG nervously enters a small, sketchy shop in the corner.)
Max: That’s a porn DVD shop.
You: That’s… interesting.
Max: Man, the guy doesn’t even know how to search a porn site. How pathetic.
(Max pulls out his phone and starts walking toward the shop.)
You: Wait, what are you doing?
Max: Getting the evidence. This is too good to miss.
You: Don’t, man. He was good to us. Remember how he helped us pass Biology?
Max: Yeah, and now I’m making him super famous.
You: Come on, Max. Let the guy live.
Max: Why are you defending him?
You: I don’t know. I feel bad for him. He’s in his 50s, bald, single…
Max: (laughing) He’s probably bald because he watches too much of that stuff.
(Max smirks and slips into the shop. You wait outside, sighing. A few minutes later, Mr. Tang emerges with a small black bag, looking around nervously before hurrying off.)
(Max exits the shop shortly after, grinning and holding up his phone.)
Max: Got it. Don’t worry, I kept it “exclusive.”
You: (sighing) Poor guy.
(Max laughs, clearly excited, as he starts going into detail about what he saw inside the shop.)
Max: Dude, you wouldn’t believe the titles he picked up in there…
(Posted on Threads on 19.12.2024)
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